Tuesday, December 18, 2012 - Kenyans on Twitter are never left behind with trends around the country. After Deputy Prime Minister Musalia Mudavadi revealed a secret deal with Uhuru Kenyatta, twitter has been abuzz with all the weird and rather hilarious opinions.
Below are some of the best tweets we have collected:
Uhuru is not honouring his agreement with Mudavadi. Looks like he has started conning them before winning elections.
If I remember correctly MM left ODM becoz he wanted nomination rules changed, now he doesn't want nominations, but silver platter treatment
Mudavadi is that clande who goes out with a Married man thinking she can edge out the wife.
So Uhuru, Mudavadi and Ruto played the SECRET SANTA and Mudavadi did not get his GIFT?
If Mudavadi was a mama, he'd tell errrbody about your small dick ukikataa kumnunulia cutex ya mavi green
Mudavadi could hv been named Msacheka,Msavita,Msapiga or something close but Msa-lia{Msee kila saa analia} is what he was ever since.
Mudavadi is not sharp, he did not get pregnant, that is what holds together a marriage.
Mudavadi should have told Uhuru to introduce him to his parents & family. That's what a clever girlfriend does when in a come-we-stay!
Any one refering to MM as a girl, is truly insulting women. Women make a stand and men respect that. I dont know wat MM is.
RAO amenda library kutafuta vitenda wili at least #MM&UK wamempatia homework ya kuhubiria wafuwasi
Dear Mudavadi, When you believe, first and foremost believe in yourself.
Bwana Mudavadi kashaa tia msumari kwenye jeneza lake la kisiasa. Ama kweli hasikii la mwadhini wala mtekamaji msikitini
Dear Mudavadi, Try to remain calm. The reality of the situation won't change, whether you worry about it or not.
LMAO.How can anyone Coerce Uhuru?Or they threatened to cut his daily supply of weed?"
It is so sad that musalia can be chips funguad at this time and age.
Mudavadi ni wale watoto ambao kabla mchapane walikuwa wanasema, hakuna cha kichwa, na tumbo
Just wait and see opinion pollsters saying the Musalia Mudavadi is now more handsome than Uhuru Kenyatta in the Jubilee Alliance.
Dear Mudavadi, at least you can still write a book about your times in politics. I promise I will buy a copy. Promise.
MM is living in a fantasy world. Tell him 2 wake up n smell the coffee. Bored of his whining like a spoilt brat
If you listen to Mudavadi really carefully, you might hear the sounds of his parents kicking themselves for not using protection"
Mudavadi: #Uhuru is just tampering with our marriage certificate. Pliz help
This whole #Mudavadi vibe is HILARIOUS.......seems all the chics fall for the bad-boys and never see through the fake sweet-nothings :-)
Mudavadi would have made sure to sign that 'marriage agreement' 6 months ago- It would have been legal by now #justsaying
Mudavadi: I am in a bad relationship where lying and cheating is done openly by my partner against my will but I'll stay on. #Jubilee
Mudavadi anapenda kufanyiwa Kila kitu YEsS its true, chust look at his last porn son.#Shenz
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