Ahah!! How to use the name MIGUNA in a sentence

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Miguna: A jilted lover (Miguna Miguna - Two jilted lovers)

Migunee: The dumper

Migunwad: A lover purport to spill the secret of your love affair.

Migunaring: The act of speaking badly of your previous love affair.

Migunarriffic: To be so excited about the temporary attention that comes after spilling.

Migunaphobia: The fear of what would be said about you by previous lovers.

Migunamania: To extremely in love the things being said by the jilted lover.

Migunaholic: Those engrossed and addicted to stories of previous love affair.

Migunometre: The instrument used to measure the level of lies from jilted lovers

Migunology: The study of the art of Migunaring

Miguniologist: One who specializes in the study of the art of migunaring

Example use in a sentence:
Miguna was dumped by a Migunee and went around migunaring about the migunee. Some thought it was so migunarriffic while migunaphobics condemned the act. However there are others who are so migunamanic to the extent of being migunaholics.We need the migunologist to use the migunometre to find the level of lies in the verbosity.
PLO Lumumba would love this…………………….!!

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