UNSOLICITED ADVICE

Truth Meter

The wife is scrambling eggs when the husband bursts into the kitchen.
"Careful," he cries. "Careful! You’re cooking too many at once... Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife in total shock turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?"
The man calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving."