Saturday, September 22, 2012

Corridors of Power



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Our moles tell us that close associates of a leading presidential candidate are silently complaining that the man has become so inaccessible. The associates say that they can only access the man before or after major political rallies and that after that, the man retreats to his house and can no longer be accessed. They say that even during their brief interactions with the man, they do not discuss any issues affecting his candidature. The moles have gone further to disclose that the man has become fond of traveling outside the country secretly where he occasionally with Turkey being his preferred destination where he receives medical treatment from undisclosed illness.
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A male aspirant for Mosop constituency told off his male opponents recently that they cannot win the seat no matter the amount of resources they pump into their campaigns. The aspirant however was quick to point out that he is only worried of one female aspirant saying the “skirt is really troubling me.”
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Over a month since MPs moved to the Sh 1 billion refurbished chamber, a number of them are yet to get out of their minds the Old Chambers why the business of the House was being conducted when the renovations at the main chambers were going on. One of them is Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka. On Tuesday, the VP, accompanied by his bodyguards forgot that business was being conducted in the new chambers and briskly walked towards the old chamber. A few steps to the entrance of the old chamber, the VP came to his sense, took a turn while scratching his head and whizzed towards the new chamber.
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When Isaiya Kabira, the Head of Presidential Service called to deny that the President did not go to Agakhan without his official motorcade early in the week corridors also quoted him saying "the president does not go to Aghakhan". We have now established that he did not make those remarks. All he said was was the president did not go to Agakhan.

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