A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI ...

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A KIKUYU man walks into a
bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan
officer that he is going to DUBAI on
business for two weeks and
needs to borrow KSH 5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the
bank will need some form of
security for the loan, so the KIKUYU man
hands over the keys to a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front
of the bank.
He produces the logbook and
everything checks out. The loan
officer agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all
enjoy a good laugh at the KIKUYU for using
a KSH 50,000,000 Ferrari as collateral against
a KSH 5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the KIKUYU
returns, repays the KSH 5,000 and the
interest,which comes to KSH
150.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are
very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out
very nicely but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow "KSH 5,000"
The KIKUYU replies:
"Where else in NAIROBI
can I park my car for
two weeks for only KSH 150.41
and expect it to be there when I return''

Hehee... the mind of the
KIKUYU !!!

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