Funny!

Daniel "Churchill" Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King'ang'i

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hahahahaha wewe ungefanyaje kwa hii scenario?...

DAME: Hallo baby, mambo?

CHALI: Poa sana mrembo wangu.

DAME: Uko wapi, aki niko na njaaaaa!

CHALI: Niko hapa Hotelini napata lunch kidogo.

DAME: Niletee lunch aki, utakuja saa ngapi?

CHALI: Badaa ya nusu saa nitakua nimefika, nikuletee nini?

DAME: Sausage, Fish fry, Samosa tano, Kebab tatu, Burger Nne za Chicken, Pork, Maji ya Dasani chupa mbili, Beef fry na iwekwe mayonnaise, Juice ya Pineaaple 1 Litre, Chapati Tatu, Pilau, Machungwa tano, oooohhhh na Salad na Black Forest cake ya dessert....!

CHALI: Umesahau viti, meza, vikombe, vijiko, sahani na mitungi.

DAME: Kwa nini baiby?

CHALI: Naona hutaki kula, unataka kufungua hoteli!