At a wedding ceremony...

At a wedding ceremony last Saturday, the celebrant asked if there was any one who had anything to say as regards the union of the two.

Hell broke loose when a woman at the back with a child started walking to the front toward the celebrant; the church was 'dead' quiet & the bride fainted!

The celebrant asked whether she had anything to say, and she answered in the affirmative;
"We are not hearing at the back!!!"

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