NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN

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Man on phone: "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week,
set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from
office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh,
Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!"
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a
good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
The following weekend he came home a little tired
but looking good.. The wife welcomed him & asked if he
caught many fish?
He said "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a.few
Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk
pyjamas?" You'll love the answer..!! She says, "I did.....They're in your fishing box "
.... Game over !!