TEACHER: Ok class, let’s show the principal and the guests how far we have reached. If I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest.
The class agreed. (with a child’s voice throughout)
Teacher: small
CLASS: small, smaller, and smallest.
Teacher: big
Class: big, bigger, and biggest.
Teacher: tight.
CLASS: tight, tighter, tightest.
Teacher (smiled): that’s good.
CLASS: that’s good, that’s gooder, that’s goodiest.
Teacher: ok.
CLASS: ok, okier, okiest
Teacher: no.
CLASS: no, noer, noest.
Teacher: stop.
CLASS: stop, stopper, stoppest.
Teacher: ooh Lord.
CLASS: ooh Lord, ooh Lorder, ooh Lordest.
... And the teacher fainted
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