RAILA or KIBAKI kissed NGILU or MARTHA in the DARKNESS

The Kenyan DAILY POSTJokes00:40

Raila, Kibaki, Ngilu & Martha Karua are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel & it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound & then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.

Ngilu  & Raila are sitting there looking perplexed. Kibaki is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic & nobody says anything.



Ngilu is thinking:

'These men are all crazy after Martha Karua'. Kibaki must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.'



Martha Karua is thinking:

'Kibaki must have moved to kiss me & kissed Ngilu instead & got slapped.'



Kibaki is thinking:

'Damn it, Raila must have tried to kiss Martha Karua, she thought it was me & slapped me.'



Raila is thinking:

'If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound & slap Kibaki again'



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